There exist many humans who at a loud cocktail party would unwittingly perk up their ears and angle them toward the partygoer saying, loud or not, "Matthew Fox". So it's clear which ear-raiser I am, let me spell out which I am certainly not:
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the theologian, author, and self-proclaimed physicist Matthew Fox
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the Lost actor and former SNL host Matthew Fox
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the former professional baseball pitcher Matthew Fox
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the former professional footballer Matthew Fox
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the Shai Hulud musician Matthew Fox
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the Canadian author and magazine editor Matthew Fox
Instead, I am:
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the CU Boulder physics graduate student Matthew Fox
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the already-trad-daddying, masochistic-off-widthing, amateur climber Matthew Fox
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the strictly-Ludovico-playing-and-on-the-whole-not-so-good pianist Matthew Fox
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the superintelligence-fearing, but still-optimistic-AI-enthusiast Matthew Fox
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the many-worlds-living, Hugh-Everett-#1-fanboy Matthew Fox
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the GEB-worshipping, everything-is-isomorphic-to-a-formal-system Matthew Fox
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the Linux-loving, crypto-owning, privacy-preaching-but-uses-a-Mac Matthew Fox
And there we go. Since [
insert false proposition here], I have uniquely identified myself.