There exist many humans who at a loud cocktail party would unwittingly perk up their ears and angle them toward the partygoer saying, loud or not, "Matthew Fox". So it's clear which ear-raiser I am, let me spell out which I am certainly not:

• the theologian, author, and self-proclaimed physicist Matthew Fox
• the Lost actor and former SNL host Matthew Fox
• the former professional baseball pitcher Matthew Fox
• the former professional footballer Matthew Fox
• the Shai Hulud musician Matthew Fox
• the Canadian author and magazine editor Matthew Fox

• the CU Boulder physics graduate student Matthew Fox
• the already-trad-daddying, masochistic-off-widthing, amateur climber Matthew Fox
• the strictly-Ludovico-playing-and-on-the-whole-not-so-good pianist Matthew Fox
• the superintelligence-fearing, but still-optimistic-AI-enthusiast Matthew Fox
• the many-worlds-living, Hugh-Everett-#1-fanboy Matthew Fox
• the GEB-worshipping, everything-is-isomorphic-to-a-formal-system Matthew Fox
• the Linux-loving, crypto-owning, privacy-preaching-but-uses-a-Mac Matthew Fox